How To Mount A Revival

SO.          NOW.          WE'RE.           BIGGER.



THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE BIGGER.

I'M MOVING TO NEW YORK WITH ALL MY BAD BLOGS IN TOW.

it helps if you sing along.

WE'RE GOING BIGGER.

LIKE SO MUCH BIGGER.

YOU THINK WE'LL GET MORE HITS WHEN I'M IN SRO?

um...no.

WELL EITHER WAY I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME WHEN I GO!

Go, Tristan, go!

I WENT TO SOME AUDITIONS, NOT AN OUNCE OF PREMONITION

HINTING THAT I'D GET IN ANYWHERE AT ALL.

I ENDED UP WITH EVERY SCHOOL TELLING ME THAT I'D BEEN NO FOOL

AND THAT I COULD ATTEND THERE IN THE FALL.

what's fall?

I WAS IN A TRUE STATE OF SHOCK, I REALLY THOUGHT I SUCKED...

BUT IN REALITY I WAS THE OPPOSITE OF F**KED!

yay!

I BOMBED THAT STUPID DANCE CALL, AND I ALMOST TURNED RIGHT AROUND

BUT I WENT INTO THE ACTING ROOM AND THOUGHT "TIME FOR A THROWDOWN."

no script!

NOW IT'S BIGGER!

THIS THING IS BIGGER!

I THINK THIS BLOG IS COOL, AND I DON'T CARE IF IT SHOWS.

OH YES, IT'S BIGGER.

IT'S REALLY BIGGER!

DO YOU THINK I'LL SURVIVE WHEN IT STARTS TO SNOW?

hell no.

BUT UNTIL I GET THERE NOT A SOUL WILL KNOW!

Let me slow it down for a moment...

Could I get my Tom Hooper Les Mis Closeup?

*hours of applause*

Thank you, thank you. 

Here in Arizona, we have hours and hours to waste typing out parody rhymes about our lives.

Check it.

At the end of the day I am frightened to leave this behind beyond all comprehension.

That I'll show up to New York and find that I'm helplessly stuck in another dimension.

That I won't fit the bill or the look, and just maybe I'll freakout from all. the. stress

That I'll hit some big wall in my school and my acting will start to slowly regress.

Nothing is bigger and badder than seeing a skyscraper lumbering o'er you.

When all the time you've had a home where the neighborhood roofs hardly blocked any sky blue.

But I might reassure myself,

if I hadn't just been myself,

that I might not have had the chance to go. and. test myself.

AND...SO...I'M...BIGGER!

UH HUH, I'M BIGGER.

THIS ISN'T INNUENDO... JUST SO ALL OF YOU KNOW.

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BIGGER.

VERY MUCH BIGGER.

BITCHING BACKSTAGE IS COMING BACK TO SAY HELLO!

AND THAT'S OUR 

BIGGER, 

BETTER,  

BLOG REVAMP INTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

multiple exclamation points are the text equivalent of jazz hands!

*We're going to try posting here more often, and I'll be coming to you from NYU with regular updates on weather, education, and all things theatre- from the heart of the art. Stay tuned.*