|"...which is funny, because you're a writer," as David Bowie often says to me.|
|"You're not a very good writer, which is funny, because you're a writer!"|
|At the very least, it would explain why "Another Brick In the Wall" comes on every fucking time I turn on the radio.|
And then there's me. I am none of this. And how strange it is! How amusing, that I am not a part of this strange writer world, not one of those strange, otherworldly people, and yet, I PUT WORDS DOWN ON PAPER AND THEY FORM SCRIPTS! What witchcraft is this?
First of all, why do you think this is a good thing to say to me? What part of your brain is thinking, "People find it absolutely hilarious when I point out their shortcomings!" You don't here me going, "You aren't very likable, which is funny, because you're trying to talk to me!"
|I don't say that to Bowie, obviously. (Partly because he never tries to talk to me.)|
|(which I'd need to do if I were a brick.)|
So, I'm sorry I don't fit into your view of what a writer should be.
But I wrote this and you didn't, so I don't really see why I should care.
Fuck you too!